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[& hai RT17]



Hey Ry-Ry? I'm sort of struggling with this but...

I might be warming up to you.

Now I know, I know, it's only been six games. I'm not getting ahead of myself. I said 'might', ok? You're not the next Marino, hell I don't know if there ever *can* be a next Marino because Marino was just too much awesome in one package. But can you be serviceable? I think you can. I think. This is me trying to convince myself. You're starting to convince me. Maybe.

Look, Eli is still my derpy boo, Dolphins fan or no. Cause Bill Simmons to cry and you can be my 2nd derpy boo. Nothing else short of that.

We've pretty much seen winning more than four games an achievement. Maybe you can change that, but I'm proud of you over these last six weeks. And stuff. I can see you're learning and that's bawss. Just uh, don't do the magical Cam Newton Crash next year and we'll be cool, alright? Because that's some ratchet ass shit.  

Love,
Q

P.S. Stop with the plaid shirts post game. I know you're from Texas but this is South Beach. Your girlfriend is model. Step yo game up.
P.P.S. Stop sticking out your tongue! You're going to bite it off! 
P.P.P.S. No, we're not going to the playoffs this year. But it's so cute that you think that :3